Pay your respects at my altar.
Looking to serve close to me? Local tribute is applicable to *Montreal, Québec City, Ottawa & Toronto. For touring tribute, see travel below.
1 Hour $300 2 Hours $500 4 Hours $1,000
*as well as all surrounding cities and suburbs.
For Vancouver, The Prairies and The Maritimes,
check my Canadian fly me to you rates.
Meet your girlfriend from Hell. This includes dinner or drinks. Pick your poison.
1 Hour $600 2 Hours $800 4 Hours $1,400
Choose your adventure AND pick my brain over dinner with cigars
(or where legal, a joint).
Day-long $2,000 Overnight $3,000 Slave Training - Inquire within